"tHE mEETing" Patch - Square 3″×3″

Don't worry about aliens zapping you with their beam weapons. If they wanted you dead you would be dead before you even saw them. A civilization that has the technology to fly here would find the effort needed to disintegrate your house from orbit to be a drop in the water.

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!